First Day In Sunderland : Hospital
For Week Long Stay
After My Cat Had A Bite of Me
The Previous Day
Local Walk In Centre
Just take a seat and someone will see to you shortly, I’ll just close this curtain.
A Little Later:
We are going to have to give you a tetanus jab
I will put it in the buttock
We always put in the arm
I always put it in the buttock
We were trained to put it in the arm
But I was trained to put it in the buttock
But we were trained to put it in the arm
Hold on; hold on, what’s going on here?
I’ll be the adjudicating officer, I’ll choose
I’ll have it in the arm
Why would you prefer to have it in the arm?
Because at my age my arse is flat
And you don’t want ta see that
If you can avoid it