Tuesday 4 December 2012

October 2012



First Day In Sunderland : Hospital
For Week Long Stay
After My Cat Had A Bite of Me
The Previous Day

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Local Walk In Centre

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Just take a seat and someone will see to you shortly, I’ll just close this curtain.

A Little Later:

Local nurse:
We are going to have to give you a tetanus jab

Polish nurse:
I will put it in the buttock

Local nurse:
We always put in the arm

Polish nurse:
I always put it in the buttock

Local nurse:
We were trained to put it in the arm

Polish nurse:
But I was trained to put it in the buttock

Local nurse:
But we were trained to put it in the arm

Hold on; hold on, what’s going on here?
I’ll be the adjudicating officer, I’ll choose
I’ll have it in the arm

Local nurse.
Why would you prefer to have it in the arm?

Because at my age my arse is flat
And you don’t want ta see that
If you can avoid it


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