tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2183004649616772562024-03-14T03:49:11.017+00:00Fit To Be LovedBased on actual events & conversations ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------see also http://sunderlandsoldiers.blogspot.co.uk/Jag's Herehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885103318856853074noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-218300464961677256.post-15585026922166765422012-12-04T08:42:00.003+00:002012-12-04T08:49:17.199+00:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<b>October 2012</b></div>
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<b>First Day In
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Just take a seat and someone will see to you shortly, I’ll
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<b>Polish nurse: </b><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I will put it in the buttock<span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<b>Local nurse: </b><span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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We always put in the arm<span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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I always put it in the buttock<span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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We were trained to put it in the arm<span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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But we were trained to put it in the arm<span style="font-family: "Arial Unicode MS"; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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That is the type of song soldiers would sing but it was
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Well that’s interesting because a lot of people ask me that
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working class people I normally get a laugh but it’s different with middle
class lefties. If I sing them the song
without any explanation they nearly always respond by saying something like,
that’s a terrible song for soldiers to be singing but if I explain who sang it
before or after singing it, normally after singing it, they smile and say, oh
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Two comedians who went by the name Derek & Clive, they
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And if you don’t tell middle class lefties this they say,
that is a terrible song for soldiers to be singing but once you explain they
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Soldier’s song bad, a Peter Cook and Dudley Moore song good.</div>
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<> So what’s the song?</div>
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Well if you wait for me to clear my throat I will give you a
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He jumped </div>
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He hit the deck</div>
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He broke his fucking neck</div>
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Or auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle</div>
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<> What’s a mangle?</div>
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I get asked that often, do you believe it, young kids today
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That is glam rock in comparison.</div>
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No a mangle stood on a metal frame and at the top there were
two rubber tubes, you placed wet cloths in between the tubes and turned a
handle at the side and by doing so you got the water out of your washing before
you placed it on the line. Young kids today, I don’t know, got it too easy.</div>
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<> What other things were different?</div>
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Well for a start nee bastard had a telephone.</div>
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<> A mobile?</div>
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Mobile my arse, they had not been invented. In Pennywell there was a lass at the end of
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<> What type?</div>
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The type that are known as landlines these days, there might
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Shit I never got one till 1986</div>
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It was the same year we moved house, it was already in the
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<> Who is Ronny Raygun?</div>
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A cowboy with Nuclear Bombs instead of six-shooters, the
President of America.</div>
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<> The President of America?<br />
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So why do you call him a cowboy?</div>
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Because before he became President he acted in a lot of
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No but a lot of people thought he was.</div>
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Let’s shake ye hand mate</div>
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Card hands warm heart</div>
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What do you think of my hair?</div>
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Well I can see that when you get older that you are going to
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Some people don’t like this colour.</div>
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I have to admit that not everyone suits red hair but one
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Are you Santa?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha, you have guessed.</div>
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Is your beard sometimes longer?</div>
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Well I let it grow longer in the winter because in keeps me
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Do you have anything for me?</div>
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Like a present or something?</div>
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Yes.</div>
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Well normally I have my swag bag with me but today I only
have my shoulder bag and there is not much in it, lets have a look, there’s my
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Yes please, what do they call it?</div>
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David Beckham, would you like me to spay some on your wrist
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Yes please.</div>
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There, now then what do you think, do you like it?</div>
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Oh yes.</div>
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Should I spray some on your neck?</div>
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Yes please.</div>
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A little on this side and a little on that, now you smell as
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If you gave me a name what would you call me?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha, let’s see, let me think, I think I would call
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That’s a boy’s name.</div>
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</div><div class="firmaname"><b>The Dolphin </b></div><address><span style="font-style: normal;">Ashdown Road</span></address><address><span style="font-style: normal;">Farringdon</span></address><address><span style="font-style: normal;">Sunderland<br />
SR3 3HT </span></address><address><span class="region"><span style="font-style: normal;">tyne and wear</span></span></address><div class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;">Phone: 0191 5280324</div><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Around all bars</div><div class="MsoNormal">Clocking all cars</div><div class="MsoNormal">Get Yours</div><div class="MsoNormal">Up the arse</div><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt;">And see if ye shadow is following you</span>Jag's Herehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885103318856853074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-218300464961677256.post-40414333329405395022012-03-30T12:12:00.003+01:002012-03-30T13:05:29.715+01:00<b><span style="font-size: large;">Sunderland has highest rates of alcohol deaths</span></b><br />
<h2><b><span style="font-size: small; font-weight: normal;">North-East town suffers most deaths linked directly to alcohol</span></b></h2><div class="MsoNormal">Sunderland suffers the most deaths linked directly to alcohol in England and Wales, new figures have revealed, with genteel Bournemouth not far behind.<br />
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The figures were split into Parliamentary constituencies. Bootle in Liverpool was second in the list with 35 deaths, followed by St Helens South in Merseyside with 32 deaths.</div><div class="first">Devizes, Wiltshire, had the least amount of deaths with two.<br />
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Julie Elliot, MP for Sunderland Central, said: “These are extremely frightening statistics and are evident of the economic disadvantages that Sunderland and the North-East are facing. </div><div class="first">"Tackling alcohol abuse and related deaths must become a key public health priority.”<br />
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Colin Shevills, Director of Balance, and Alcohol Awareness Group, said: "There is no question that alcohol misuse is having a devastating impact across not just the North East, but the whole of England.<br />
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"This is because alcohol is far too cheap, far too widely available at too many hours of the day and far too heavily promoted. The Government has an ideal opportunity to turn back the tide of alcohol misuse by presenting a strong alcohol strategy later this year.”</div><div class="MsoNormal">The figures were based on deaths attributable to alcohol poisoning, chronic liver disease and cirrhosis, and excluded diseases linked to drink such as liver and mouth cancer.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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The problem is that many people are not interested in the truth, tell them the truth and they seem to take it onboard but before long they connect back to the collective brain and then they are back to believing the lie again.<br />
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An easy example is The Salvation Army. I used to ask an old Sgt. Major in the Salvation Army why he did not drink alcohol & he would reply because it’s Biblical. Come on, I would say, it’s not biblical, it tells you in the Bible to drink one or two glasses of wine a day for your good health so not drinking alcohol is not Biblical. The fact is William Booth the founder of the Salvation Army chose to work with the poor and that included alcoholics and it was felt best for members of the Salvation Army not to drink alcohol so that alcoholics would not smell it on their breath and then possibly want to have a drink themselves. That is the real reason but ask anyone from the Salvation Army why they do not drink and you will get a response that comes from the collective brain. Tell them the truth and they will take it onboard but soon after they are back to believing what the group want them to believe.</div>
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Another easy one is that on the left there are MPs that are commonly known as pacifist even though some of those MPs are known to have voted for the Iraq War. It makes on difference at all pointing out the fact that they voted for war to such people because you bump into the same people a few weeks later and they are back to telling you the MPs are pacifists.</div>
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This might sound unbelievable to some people but there is an English saying that is not meant to be believed literally but there are people who literally believe it.</div>
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If you tell a lie often enough it becomes the truth. The fact is a lie is a lie no matter how often you repeat it. It would be closer to the truth to say; if you tell a lie often enough it is perceived as the truth. The Collective Brain plays about with people’s beliefs so that the belief becomes more important to believers than the truth.</div>
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In the past I have spoken to a number of history teachers and I have asked them a particular question that many people think they know the answer to. The answer is so commonly known that even though it is a lie I could ask you that same question and even though I am telling you the answer is a lie you are likely to disregard what I am saying and give me the answer which is a lie.</div>
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What was the average age of the American soldiers killed in Viet Nam?</div>
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There you go, without hesitation even though I told you it is a lie you did not hesitate because you have heard that lie so often that you believe it is the truth.</div>
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No you’re wrong, everyone or at least a lot of people have heard a shit record called 19. It has been a while since I researched such details so I cannot remember the actual average age but it was somewhere between 23 & a half and 24 & a half. But twen – twen – twenty – thre – thre – three – an – an –and – a – a – ha – ha – half, did not fit, so they just plumped for 19 instead even though the statistics where available at the time. Check it out, the Internet is great? </div>
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What is strange is that many of those who repeat a lie actually know the lie is a lie and it is so funny when you point out the truth because there are a number of reactions. Depending on the subject some Christians laugh but hit them with something deep baby and they jerk their head back with a wide eyed shock, which is kind of cool coz the truth of God when it dawns is so beautiful to see. The left normally find truth amusing and they are among those who give the impression that they are willing to change. With Fascists it’s as if the fucking wires are hanging out of their fucking head. People reacted in different ways to truth they do not want to hear but when ye hit a Christian with the truth shit man it is so cool.</div>
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Well different Christian groups adopt different messages from the Bible. The Salvation Army attempt to help the poor. The Jehovah’s Witness attempt to evangelise.</div>
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Well I have attended a number of different churches to attempt to understand how different Christians differ. I went along to the Jehovah’s Witness in Sunderland for about 4 month, I told them I just wanted to try and understand a little and that I had no intention of becoming a Jehovah’s Witness. I am no expert but they definitely seemed like Christians to me. They were the only Christian group persecuted by Hitler because they refused to follow him.</div>
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Well there is a message in the Bible that is important personally to me because believe it or not when I read it I felt as if God was actually speaking to me. It has been a very important message in my life so important that really I should be able to recite it but I cannot. Basically it says that you should question in an attempt to get your own understanding because if you allow others to tell you what they believe they could be wrong. Once you take onboard such a message it changes your life because you do not only seek out the truth of the Lord but you do it with everything.</div>
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<> What truths have you found from the Bible?</div>
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Christian truths</div>
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They are not the truth</div>
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Isn’t it a beautiful word, sister I love that word, a word that describes a female relative, a senior nurse and some of the most beautiful people in the world, nuns.</div>
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Because they dedicate their life to Christ and it is also a word occasionally used by Christians to address female members of a congregation and you are now my sister. Sister. </div>
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That’s why I stopped going to church</div>
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I didn’t want to embarrass the congregation</div>
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With the content of my Blog</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Do I swear a lot?</div>
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Do I say bastard a lot?</div>
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And fuck</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Often</div>
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<> Well yes</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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An artist has to take the material available to him. David Cameron claimed we have a sick society and we do. There are bastards out there who would take not a bite of notice if I spoke like some soft-spoken priest. They use a particular language and I know the bastard better than them.</div>
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<> What is that bastard?</div>
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In this case the word bastard is in reference to the word language</div>
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In the Army everything is a bastard</div>
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Sergeant Major bastards</div>
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Officer bastards</div>
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NCO bastards</div>
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Cookhouse bastards</div>
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Guardhouse bastards</div>
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Bastard boots</div>
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Bastard uniform</div>
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Even your nickname</div>
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The lads would say</div>
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All right there ye Geordie bastard?</div>
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And I would reply</div>
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All reet there Scouse bastard?</div>
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We even had lessons on how to use the word fuck</div>
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<> Lessons?</div>
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Yeah</div>
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There is a saying in the British Army that has nothing at all to do about sex</div>
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<> What is it?</div>
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A good fuck is better than a laced up boot</div>
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<> What does it mean?</div>
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You have to know how to use the word fuck when warning people</div>
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Use the word fuck well</div>
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Which is the first part</div>
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A good fuck</div>
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Is better than a laced up boot</div>
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It sounds very aggressive but if you do it correctly it results in less violence</div>
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<> How?</div>
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Because you give the warning</div>
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They heed the warning</div>
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And subsequently you do not have to kick them</div>
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You do not have to use the laced up boot</div>
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<> And if they took no notice you would kick them?</div>
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Not necessarily</div>
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<> So what would you do?</div>
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Whatever was necessary to put the bastards down</div>
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<> Give me an example</div>
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Of what?</div>
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<> A warning</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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To understand that you have to understand your fuck face</div>
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<> What’s that?</div>
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You have to practise your fuck face </div>
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That is the most aggressive grimace you can pull</div>
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<> And you practice such?</div>
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Yes</div>
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In the morning</div>
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All the lads waiting to go to Northern Ireland would be pulling their fuck face in the mirror between cleaning their teeth and having a shave</div>
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The British Army</div>
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Tough as fuck</div>
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Then on parade</div>
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Our sergeant would get us to practice on each other</div>
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It was so funny</div>
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Some of the young lads where fucking useless</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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I’d be laughing and saying, ha, ha, ha, is that supposed ta be ye fuck face</div>
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There was one big bastard in the squadron called Yogi</div>
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<> Yogi?</div>
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Like the bear</div>
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<> The bear?</div>
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Yogi bear the cartoon character</div>
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<> So why did they call him Yogi?</div>
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Because he was like a fucking great big bear</div>
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A right big hard bastard</div>
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And sometimes we would say, Yogi show them ye funny face </div>
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<> And who would he show his funny face to?</div>
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People we might be having some kind of low-key trouble with</div>
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<> Why show his funny face?</div>
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Because it was really funny</div>
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And every fucker would be laughing</div>
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Then we would say</div>
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Yogi now show them ye fuck face</div>
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And the reaction was immediate</div>
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One second they would be laughing</div>
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And honest</div>
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The next second</div>
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They would be running like fuck</div>
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So do you want to see my fuck face warning combination?</div>
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<> Go on then</div>
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Wait till I get into it</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Wait a second</div>
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I’ll pretend I have my rifle</div>
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Ye ready?</div>
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<> Yeah</div>
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OK</div>
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Get off the fucking streets bastard or I will stick this barrel right up ye fucking arse</div>
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<> Dear Lord</div>
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And would you do that?</div>
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What?</div>
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<> What you said about the barrel</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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That’s just an idle threat</div>
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<> So what would happen?</div>
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More often than not they would shift sharpish</div>
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Sounds and looks very violent</div>
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But it is in fact an attempt to reduce violence</div>
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Because ye don’t have to use the laced up boot</div>
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<> And if they take no notice</div>
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What did you do than?</div>
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You knocked the bastards out</div>
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How?</div>
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In whatever method is appropriate</div>
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<> How?</div>
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We were all trained in unarmed combat</div>
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And in methods of how to use your weapon as a bludgeon</div>
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<> What weapon?</div>
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The SLR</div>
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Self-Loading Rifle</div>
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<> And did you knock anyone out?</div>
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A few</div>
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<> Who?</div>
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Shit</div>
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Here we go</div>
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Mostly Catholics</div>
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But we did have a little trouble with a few Protestant</div>
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So we put them bastards out as well</div>
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Now leave it there</div>
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<> And the fascists come after you in Sunderland?</div>
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Yeah</div>
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<> Why?</div>
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It’s complex</div>
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A long story</div>
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It’s not the time or place</div>
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Shit</div>
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Went off on a tangent while talking about something to do with Christianity</div>
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What the fuck were we talking about?</div>
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<> Truth</div>
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Truth?</div>
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<> You tell the truth don’t you?</div>
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Is that a question or a statement?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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It’s a statement</div>
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<> Shit</div>
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You’re cool sister</div>
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<> So would you fuck me?</div>
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Dear Lord God above</div>
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PAUSE:</div>
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What is it with you fucking woman?</div>
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<> Would you?</div>
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Get fucked</div>
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<> I understand</div>
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Understand what?</div>
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<> I understand</div>
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Well understand this</div>
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Stop saying, will you fuck me</div>
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Would you make love to me?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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PAUSE:</div>
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Yes</div>
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<> Could you satisfy me?</div>
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Fucking woman</div>
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Could you fucking satisfy me?</div>
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<> I asked first</div>
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You will never know if ye don’t try</div>
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Now what the fuck were we talking about?</div>
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Coz this shit does not interest me</div>
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Find some boring bastard who will talk to you all day about football</div>
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<> Temper, temper</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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I cannot quite figure you out<br />
You are beautiful</div>
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<> What do you like about me most?</div>
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You’re so vain</div>
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You probably think this song is about you</div>
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Don’t you </div>
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Don’t you</div>
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Stupid song that one</div>
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Who sang that bastard?</div>
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By the way</div>
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I love your eyes</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Why is it a stupid song?</div>
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Because she is actually singing about a person she is pretending not to be singing about</div>
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<> How?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Well listen to this</div>
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You</div>
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That is the person she is singing about</div>
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Probably think this song is about </div>
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You!</div>
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Well it is about him</div>
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Stupid fucking woman</div>
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The you in the song is the person she is singing about</div>
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Did the Carpenters sing that?</div>
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<> Not sure</div>
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<br /></div>
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It’s fucking crap</div>
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And I have told you why</div>
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So don’t give me that, so why is it crap?</div>
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It’s crap because it’s crap</div>
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And that should be good enough</div>
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But in this case I have told you why</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Would you marry me?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Look </div>
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Before we get round to dirty nappies</div>
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Is there any chance of maybe having a coffee one-day?</div>
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And possibly take things from there</div>
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Because before long you will have my head full of mortgages and shit</div>
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<> Would you?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Men and women speak a different language</div>
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Sounds the same</div>
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But it’s fucking not</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Would you marry me?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Would you fuck off</div>
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<> Would you rather not be in my company?</div>
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<br /></div>
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It’s not that</div>
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I enjoy your company</div>
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But am I to believe you want to marry me?</div>
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When we hardly know each other</div>
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I do think</div>
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You’re beautiful</div>
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I would like to take your panties off</div>
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Yes I would</div>
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But leave the marriage bit out would ye?</div>
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<> So you would not consider it?</div>
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Shit are you still going on about it?</div>
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What after only being in your company a few times?</div>
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What happens if you pick your nose?</div>
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Possibly</div>
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Maybe</div>
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Eat it</div>
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Now to be fair I have not found out that yet</div>
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And I am not going to marry a snot eater</div>
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I don’t give a fuck how good looking you are</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Have you got a big cock?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Why?</div>
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Have you got a big fanny?</div>
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And is that why ye need a big cock?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> That’s offensive</div>
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<br /></div>
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Shit </div>
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Women</div>
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There’s ye cake</div>
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Gag on the bastard</div>
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Strange</div>
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You seem</div>
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Intelligent</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> And what’s strange about that?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Can I call you darling?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Is it appropriate?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Well it might have been</div>
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But I thought I would ask?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Why?</div>
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<br /></div>
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You might get offended again</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Yes call me darling</div>
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If you want</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> You’re not a Catholic are you?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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I’m not anything</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Ah so your not a Christian</div>
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<br /></div>
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I am a Christian</div>
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But I do not go to church</div>
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<br /></div>
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Same, same</div>
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Would you like to go for a stroll in the park?</div>
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On some sunny Sunday afternoon</div>
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As an alternative </div>
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<br /></div>
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<> To what?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Getting down on your knees</div>
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After Sunday lunch</div>
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To check out the breeze</div>
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Though the trees</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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What do you think of women?</div>
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<br /></div>
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I love them</div>
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But present company excluded</div>
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There are a lot of empty-headed bastards about</div>
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We</div>
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You and I</div>
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Could put the world right</div>
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But </div>
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My darling</div>
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As I was saying earlier</div>
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You seem intelligent</div>
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But</div>
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You always bring the conversation down</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> And you don’t?</div>
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<br /></div>
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And you think I do because I swear?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Yeah</div>
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<br /></div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Well my darling</div>
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Don’t ask questions about the Army</div>
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Or anything about politics in general</div>
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And just sit there and twiddle ye fucking thumbs</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Do you need to swear all the time?</div>
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<br /></div>
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I understand</div>
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It is a mode I have got into</div>
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It is a writing devise</div>
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I have conversations</div>
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At home</div>
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With different characters I have created</div>
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There is the deep voiced sergeant</div>
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He often says things I find funny</div>
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And when that happens I type it out</div>
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It’s strange</div>
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When I was in Belfast I could get the locals, when out for the rare drink in the UDR club to believe I was from Belfast.</div>
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I cannot do the Belfast accent as good now</div>
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But I always had to kick start the conversation</div>
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I could not speak it immediately</div>
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I always had to say</div>
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Dead on, it’s a cracker, first</div>
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I could not think it</div>
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I had to say it</div>
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And then I could do it</div>
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It is similar with the different characters I have created</div>
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I cannot think what they are saying</div>
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I have to say it out loud</div>
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I am a gentleman</div>
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I can be polite</div>
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I do prefer to speak in a more genteel manner </div>
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But I am forever trying to think of humorous ways of expressing myself</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> What if you were in the company of my friends?</div>
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They would probably, not defiantly, probably, know me, likely they would want a laugh and they would probably, not defiantly, probably, think some school teachers voice was not me. I can, with little effort cut the bad language out but apart form the characters, believe it or not I can and do hold audiences in pubs on occasion and people have a fucking good laugh and on such occasions it’s kind of like expected. Then there are all the political debates I get into with the right & left and the trouble I get into subsequently. And at the end of the day the bubble I live in rarely drifts into polite society.</div>
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<> OK you were telling me about truth</div>
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<br /></div>
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Was I?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Truths you found in the Bible</div>
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<br /></div>
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And</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Let me hear it without any swearing</div>
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<br /></div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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The first word that comes to mind rhymes with hit</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<br /></div>
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Right</div>
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Where to start?</div>
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There are some Christians that think only those from their church go to heaven</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> What just the people in their church?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Yes and no</div>
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Possibly I should have said, there are some Christians that think the only people to go to heaven are those from the particular Christian denomination that they belong to.</div>
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<> Which Christian denominations think that?</div>
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<br /></div>
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The Catholics believe it, the Jehovah’s Witness believe it and I do believe there are others.</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Like who?</div>
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<br /></div>
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I would rather not say because I cannot say for 100 % sure</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Do you believe it?</div>
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<br /></div>
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No</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">
<> So who do you believe goes to heaven?</div>
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<br /></div>
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All Christians, regardless of what church they happen to go to</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> What makes you believe that?</div>
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<br /></div>
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Well it says in the Bible that all sin is forgivable</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Sin?</div>
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What has that got to do with it?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> I’ll explain</div>
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<br /></div>
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And all sin is forgivable?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Apart from one sin</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">
What is that?</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> Rather not say</div>
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<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">
<> Why not?</div>
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<br /></div>
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It has no relevance to what we are discussing</div>
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<br /></div>
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<> I know what it is</div>
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Which it’s not</div>
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It would be forgiveable</div>
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PAUSE:</div>
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<> And what is their reaction?</div>
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The truth of God</div>
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Your dogma</div>
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I said</div>
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What is more important?</div>
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The truth of God</div>
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They all reply the truth of God</div>
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But will they change?</div>
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Like I was saying earlier</div>
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The Collective Brain?</div>
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How long have you been aware of this?</div>
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Some years now</div>
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Can I really be the first Christian to have thought of such?</div>
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Has no one in the past considered such things?</div>
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<> Like who?</div>
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Well any of a whole host of Christian scholars</div>
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Great eh?</div>
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Do you know what I like to say to people like you?</div>
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Dear God let me meet her in heaven</div>
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<span style="color: #474747;">Well, I just got into town about an hour ago <br />
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Why did you want to be a soldier?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">For a multitude of reasons</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">There is a lot of military in the family</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I loved playing Japs & British</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Strange the older kids played Germans & British</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">But us younger kids played mainly Japs & British</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Were you ever a Jap?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Was I fuck</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Do you think boys should play with toy guns?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Cannot stop them</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> How?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Well like me, they would just pick up a stick and pretend it was a Tommy gun</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Do you like war?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Shit</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">My multicoloured world is far more complex than the black & white world you lefties want to place us in</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Woman are strange</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">When you’re a stranger</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">When you’re a stranger</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Woman are strange</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Who sang that?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Shit I just did didn’t I?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Or is there an Echo in here</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Echo</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Echo</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Read all about it</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Man got kicked to death</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">By a legless chicken</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Was that not a song by someone?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">But I changed it</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">He sang</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">People are strange</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">When you’re a stranger</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">When you’re a stranger</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">People are strange</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> Do you like the Doors?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Cue</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Pissing down rain </span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Riders on the storm</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> But do you really like them?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Fucking lefty bastards somehow have got this idea that you can only be an intellectual if you’re from the left and so somehow certain things can only be appreciated by them. And the Doors are a band that always get you lot on ye high horse.</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Oh </span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">The Doors</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">The intellectual beat</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">The left love</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">A treat</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I was listening to the Doors before you were a twinkle in the eye of your father</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">On the family Bush radio</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And Wow it was</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">In those days </span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Different</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">My appreciation of that music has a much greater depth than you will ever be able to understand</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">What is it about you lefty bastards?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">What makes you think that only you fuckers can appreciate such?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Fucking university student wankers?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> So how was the music so different?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Well imagine</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Me</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Still at school</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Probably in short trousers</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Radio One</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Ferry cross the Mersey</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">With Tom Jones</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And Cilla Black</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And a whole host of other shit</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Then Wow</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">This strange voice</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Kind of like a crooner but different</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">The Moog synthesiser </span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">It was fucking different</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> And how is your appreciation greater than mine?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Because</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I lived through it</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I would run home from school at dinnertime</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Would you believe?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">To watch the news</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><> The news?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Yes</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And there it was</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Daily</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">For all to see</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">The Viet Nam war</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Helicopters all over the fucking place</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Exposition</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And having dreams of becoming a soldier I would think</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I wonder</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Is that what I will be doing?</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Now when I listen to the Doors or Hendrix</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">It is the soundtrack to all that shit</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">I saw it all</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Daily</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">On TV</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">And that music brings it back</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">In a way you</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Not being alive then</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Will never understand</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Your appreciation</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">Of the TV war</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">From off far</span></div>
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<span style="color: black;">That left a scar</span></div>
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Are you really?</div>
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Or do you just think you are?</div>
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What is it about war you do not like?</div>
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<> I don’t like the thought of people being killed</div>
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From the left are you?</div>
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<> Sort of</div>
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<> OK I am of the left</div>
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Like little furry things do you?</div>
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<> What do you mean?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> What’s that got to do with it?</div>
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Just drawing up a picture</div>
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<> Yes I am</div>
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<> No</div>
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Right</div>
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What do you think of Revolution?</div>
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<> What do you mean?</div>
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Is Revolution war?</div>
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<> No</div>
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It’s not?</div>
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Is it not?</div>
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<> Do you think it is?</div>
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I know it is</div>
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<> No it’s not</div>
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That’s just what you lefties want to believe</div>
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But just because you want to believe it it does not mean it’s the truth</div>
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War bad</div>
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Revolution good</div>
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Revolution is just another word for war</div>
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<> No it’s not</div>
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Yes it is</div>
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<> You cannot prove it</div>
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Yes I can</div>
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<> Go on then</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Would you kiss a warrior if I could?</div>
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<> Who is the warrior?</div>
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Well me</div>
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<> How are you a warrior?</div>
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I was in the British Army</div>
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<> How does that make you a warrior?</div>
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Shit do you not know?</div>
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<> Know what?</div>
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That the British are the best warriors in the world</div>
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<> How?</div>
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Tell me if you know of any warriors</div>
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In Japan</div>
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What are they called?</div>
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<> Samurai </div>
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Samurai what?</div>
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<> Samurai warriors</div>
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Shit ye got it</div>
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Ever heard of a place where the British fought a battle called <span lang="EN">Rorke's Drift?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Yes</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Who did they fight?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> The Zulu</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Zulu what?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Zulu warriors</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Ever seen a cowboy and indian film?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Yes</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">What was another name for the indians?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Warriors</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">What were the Vikings?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Warriors</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">What makes them warriors?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> They fight</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">They fight what?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> What do you mean?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">What do they fight in?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Battles</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">And battles are a part of what?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Wars</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Pecisely </span></div>
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<span lang="EN">To be a warrior you have got to fight in wars</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">And the British Army have won more wars than any other bastard under the sun</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">We are</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">The warrior nation</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Just as long as the left don’t get too much control that is</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> How?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">We did not get political instruction in the army</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">But the seargents would sometimes say, right you set of bastards who wants to volunteer for a pay cut?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">A pay cut?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Aye just vote Labour</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">So will you give me a sloppy kiss if I can explain how revolution is war</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">I might</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">And I might not tell you</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Then you will not get a kiss</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">And so does that mean I will get a kiss if I tell you?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> It’s not war</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Yes it is</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">But if you don’t want me to off load my superior intelect for a mere kiss then fuck it you can do without</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Do you want to kiss me?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Woman</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> You want to?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Are you flattered</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> You’re clever</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">That’s because I am working class</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> What do you mean?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">If I was one of your lot you would discribe me differently</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> What do you mean?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">If I were middle class you would discribe me as intelligent</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">But clever will do for now</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Right there was a conflict in Europe in the 30s</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Do you know where that conflict was?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Spain</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">What did they call that conflict?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> The Spanish Civil War</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">By the way do you believe it was a war?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Yes</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Who won the war?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Franco</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">And who were they fighting?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> The communists</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">They say the victor writes the history</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">You have heard of that have you?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Yes</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">OK give a little thought before answering the next question</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">If the communists had won the war what would they as victors have called it</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">PAUSE:</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> I don’t know</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Ha, ha, ha</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Not fancy a kiss</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">OK the Spanish Revolution</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">You must remember this</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">A kiss is not just a kiss</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">So</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Now?</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Or</span></div>
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<span lang="EN">Later?</span></div>
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<br /></div>Jag's Herehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885103318856853074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-218300464961677256.post-22557711457672051822011-09-15T00:45:00.000+01:002012-04-22T04:02:38.572+01:00After A Night In The Cells<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: center;">
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Sunderland</div>
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Early Morning</div>
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So what’s your name?</div>
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<> Nicola</div>
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That’s a nice name</div>
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Are you not cold in that skimpy outfit?</div>
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<> A bit</div>
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Can I offer you my jacket?</div>
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<> It’s all right</div>
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No, no I insist</div>
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You woman</div>
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Walking around town on cold nights a few garments short of your birthday suite as if nothing is the bother</div>
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Yet get you home and you all start to shiver while pulling garments up around your neck and saying, would you put the fire on</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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What you hanging about for</div>
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<> My partner is in the cells</div>
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Do you love him?</div>
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<> Yes</div>
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That’s good</div>
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Restores my faith in humanity to know there are people who still know love</div>
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So many young people these days say they don’t believe in it</div>
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But it is real</div>
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A manifestation of the Good Lord himself</div>
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<> Are you a Christian?</div>
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I love the Lord</div>
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<> Are you in love?</div>
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Not at the moment</div>
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Though I have had my moments</div>
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I have been blessed with love</div>
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I have had feelings of love for a lot of woman</div>
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But I have only been in love four times</div>
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It’s the greatest feeling in the world</div>
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But</div>
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To be heartbroken is total shit</div>
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And I have been heartbroken with each of those four women</div>
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I was blessed to meet each of them</div>
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But I’ll take the pain</div>
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To have the gain</div>
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Once again</div>
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<> Are you Geordie Gardiner?</div>
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The same</div>
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<> And do you party around the pubs?</div>
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Sort of</div>
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Have you heard?</div>
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<> Most people have</div>
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Have they?</div>
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Have you heard good or bad reports?</div>
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<> Good</div>
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They say you are funny</div>
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Do they</div>
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My aim</div>
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To spread a little happiness in Sunderland</div>
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Like Ken Dodd would sing</div>
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Happiness, happiness</div>
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The greatest thing I possess</div>
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I thank the Lord that I have been blessed</div>
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With all my share of happiness</div>
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But as the Scouse lads I served with in the army would say</div>
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He is not singing happiness</div>
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He is singing ha penis, ha penis</div>
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The greatest thing I possess</div>
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I thank the Lord that I have been blessed</div>
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With all my share of ha penis</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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What other songs do you sing?</div>
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Well I do not have a good singing voice</div>
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But as the grunts in the American Marines might sing</div>
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You’re just too good to be true</div>
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Can’t take my eyes off you</div>
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You’d be like heaven to touch</div>
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I want hold you so much</div>
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At long last love has arrived</div>
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And I thank God I am alive</div>
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You’re just too good to be true</div>
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Can’t take eyes off you</div>
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<> Ah that was so nice</div>
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Who sang that?</div>
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The great Andy Williams</div>
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What is your name again?</div>
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<> Why?</div>
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Might put this little chance meeting on my Blog</div>
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<> Nicola</div>
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OK check it out</div>
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And well you might have a few fond memories of this evening</div>
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Hello ladies</div>
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Cannot beat a good burger</div>
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So what you doing in place like this?</div>
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<> You can get veggie burgers here</div>
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And less damage to the ozone layer?</div>
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Not heard?</div>
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If there was less cattle in the world</div>
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There would be less cow farts</div>
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And less methane</div>
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The thing is you veggies like pulses</div>
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Mister</div>
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Hello there</div>
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How can I help you young lady?</div>
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<> What are pulses?</div>
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Like beans</div>
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Butter beans</div>
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Kidney beans</div>
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Mushy peas</div>
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And they make you pump</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Got a bloody great hole in the ozone layer and they blame cow fats when in reality they are as much to blame as daisy the cow</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> What?</div>
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They should light their farts</div>
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<> Light their farts?</div>
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Why aye</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> Does it work?</div>
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Like a treat</div>
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But make sure ye got ye jeans on</div>
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<> Why?</div>
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Coz ye might singe ye arse</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Why aye</div>
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Lets have the Fart Burners Association of Sunderland</div>
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Create a Fart Burners Union</div>
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And save the planet</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> Show us how it works</div>
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I once heard of a Frenchman who could fart at will but I have not developed such skills</div>
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<> I can fart</div>
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Can ye?</div>
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Then go for it</div>
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<> What do I do?</div>
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Here’s a lighter </div>
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<> Fummmm</div>
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(Other customers)<br />
Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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There ye go</div>
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Canny one</div>
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Game for a laugh you students</div>
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Tell all ye mates</div>
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And ye never know</div>
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Because although my Blog Fit To Be Loved is about all kinds, the battle of the sexes, Sunderland & all kinds besides, it is also about love and I can’t help falling in love with you. That’s why. Shit lets get the boys together & have a singsong. I’ve done it before in other pubs. I’ve had everyone singing it, shit & it’s fucking great, as good as any male voice choir.</div>
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Well I think originally Elvis sang it & a whole host of others but the UB40 version is so fucking cool.</div>
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Well the Elvis version is a little serious almost, if you know what I mean, <span lang="EN">Celine Dion makes it sound a little sad but UB40 make it a totally joyous song, it’s bubbly and the only version that makes me want to dance to it and the Blog is among other things about falling in love and so that’s it. Let’s make it the song of Sunderland. Let’s all sing the bastard when we are walking home pissed late at night. Let’s put a fucking smile on the face of Sunny Sunderland. Make a DVD with videos of different versions sang in different pubs in the city, the Alex, pubs in Silksworth & such.</span> Just got to dream about it. Then ye got ta take your dreams & make them reality. </div>
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Just for you</div>
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">You want to believe it</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">She once kissed me</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">And I can prove it</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Just log into my Blog & there you will see</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Not just one</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Or even two</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">But an extra one</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Free</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">One, two, free</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Just for me</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left;">Log into my Blog</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-US;">And you will see</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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Well I was in Yahoo News the other day & scientists claim they have found a planet made almost totally of diamond. Just think neewhere to grow ye tatties. Soil must cost a fucking fortune.</div>
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I am no expert of Geology and the like so my explanation is not going to be precise. Plates in the earth clashed together to form mountain ranges and such and such movements formed the Congo. On the east of the Congo the Chimpanzee cannot rely on a vegetarian diet, they will eat almost anything including small animals they are able to kill. They are aggressive creatures and it is a male dominated society, the dominant male can have sex with whatever female he wants and whenever he wants. Anthropologist in the past have used studies of the Chimpanzee as a way of demonstrating the aggressive link between apes and man. On the West of the Congo the vegetation is completely different, it is a rain forest and in that jungle live the Bonobo. The Bonobo are in fact exactly like the Chimpanzee but because of their environment they have developed in a completely different way. They have a totally vegetarian diet and would you believe it is a female dominated society. If a male does something wrong then sex gets knocked on the head for a few days, ha, ha, ha and none of the females will have sex with him.</div>
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</div>Jag's Herehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885103318856853074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-218300464961677256.post-73150406402285263232011-08-17T09:04:00.000+01:002011-09-14T08:07:13.133+01:00Forgive Us Lord<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">####################################</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">####/ <><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><> <> \##############</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">###/<>///////////////| |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ <> \##############</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">##/ <> ////////////////| |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><> \############</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">#/ <> //////////////////| |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><> \###########</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">#/ <> ///////////////////| |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\#########</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">/ <><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>////////////////////| |\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><> \########</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\| |////////////////////<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>/#######</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\| |//////////////////<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>/######## </span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;">/// \<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\\\\\\\\\\\\\| |///////////////// <> /\\|######## </span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><>_ <> _ <> _ <> _ <> /<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>///// \####</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">////////<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>__--- ___ --- __<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>/####</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/"><span style="color: #20124d;">\\\\\\\</span></a><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>|<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>///////<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>|<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>//// /#####</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">\\\\\\\\\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>/<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>/<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>\<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>////#######</span></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: navy;"><span style="font-size: large;">//////////<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>- - 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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Dear Lord God</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">What a wondrous world</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Lost</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">In a vast space</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Dear God</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Forgive us our sins</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Man is often a disgrace</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Dear God</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Feel our pain</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">For the mothers son left with a broken face</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Tears shed</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">For the Muslim father</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">His son now dead</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Dear God</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Feel our pain</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Pity that such should happen again</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Assist us Lord</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">In the struggle</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Against those who want no good</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Assist us Lord</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">In the struggle</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Against the man in the shadow of the hood</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">Bless us Lord</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">I ask this in and through our Saviour Lord Jesus Christ</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
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In the course of the evening we have talked about this, that & the other. I am reminded of a Lava Lamp of orange with purple shapes forming and reforming in a way similar to that that has gone by but never quite the same to the naked eye.</div>
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And I don’t know it</div>
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A rhyme ever time</div>
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<> Could you write about me?</div>
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Def – in – ate – thee</div>
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<> Ate?</div>
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Too Heat</div>
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When things get hot</div>
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Something sweet</div>
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<> Like what?</div>
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A peach</div>
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Sounds about right</div>
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Or something else you might got</div>
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Natural yoghurt</div>
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From off of ye bot</div>
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<> And what would I have?</div>
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You choose</div>
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The menu is vast</div>
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<> Pineapple</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Out of season?</div>
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Or in season?</div>
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<> Out</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Then tinned it is</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Then pop a cherry on the top</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Do you like loosing?</div>
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<> No one does</div>
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Humour me</div>
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That bet</div>
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Earlier</div>
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Why did you not take it?</div>
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<> Because</div>
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I want you</div>
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Do you?</div>
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For the evening?</div>
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Or</div>
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Maybe</div>
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Forever after?</div>
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<> I’d like to remember</div>
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Forever</div>
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After</div>
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Shit</div>
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Another one nightstand</div>
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Then</div>
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As likely as not</div>
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I will never see you again</div>
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Which is in the nature of one night stands</div>
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<> I will see you again</div>
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Will you?</div>
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<> It’s a promise</div>
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Is it?</div>
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Here lads</div>
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Hear this</div>
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She has put me on a promise</div>
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Now you don’t promise people things then let them down do you?</div>
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<> No</div>
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That’s not a lie is it?</div>
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<> No</div>
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Well I know woman keep their word</div>
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They don’t lie</div>
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Not often anyway</div>
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The problem is that though they don’t lie they use their prerogative</div>
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And change their fucking mind instead</div>
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<> (From the lads)</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Well if you do fancy a fruit salad I guess I will meet you again</div>
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<> You will</div>
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But tonight is not the night</div>
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Josephine</div>
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Drank too much whiskey</div>
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And I am sick of being used</div>
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It might seem like a male fantasy for a woman to ask you to make her pregnant on the first night</div>
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But recently it happened to me</div>
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The last to find out</div>
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And I haven’t seen her since</div>
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So</div>
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If you keep your promise</div>
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I will see you</div>
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Sort of</div>
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Next time</div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-weight: normal;">Mainly from conversation in</span> <span style="font-weight: normal;">The Alex</span></b></span></h3>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><> What do you think of <span lang="EN">Che Guevara?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Do you think he is cool?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Yeah</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Got the t shirt?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Maybe looked up to him?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Bed springs creaking</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">In</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Private moments</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Up </span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Right up</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Bang, bang</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Where is Uncle Sam?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Why hide a red under ye bed?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">When he can be right up</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Up against the wall</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Of ye student digs</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Is he an icon of your youth?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Him and the Spice Girls</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">I can see the little girl in you</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">It’s great when that happens</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">I can just see you jumping up and down on your bed</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Teddy in hand</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">I really want this</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">I really want that</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Do you <span style="color: black;">Wannabe?</span></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Or have you found your wings</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">And left all of that?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Stareing through the dim light</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">At night</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN" style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Thinking</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">You can be my brother</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Till this revolution ends</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Then I will return</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">To my materialistic friends </span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Coz I really want this</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">But </span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">I’d rather have that</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">So</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Have you become</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">An armchair revolutionary?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Designer labels from Debenhams</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Fuck the charity shop</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Tell me in your opinion</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Why is the portrait of Che Guevara regarded as so iconic?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">What is the main reason?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Come on now</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Tell the truth</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">What is the real reason?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Tell the truth</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Because he looks Christlike</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Do you think he does?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Yes</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">What does Christ look like?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Long hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Have you seen him?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> What do you mean?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Well how do you know what he looks like?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Have you met him?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Have you?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">A few times</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Sailing the seven seas</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Watching dolphins</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">He was there </span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Standing right next to me</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">He is with me now</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">But you </span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Cannot see</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Mary</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">The mother of Christ was travelling along the road</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">When she relised Jesus was not with her</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">She was disconsolate</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">As any mother would be at the thought of her 12 year old child missing</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">So she and the rest of the family back tracked in search of him</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">When they found him he was in the temple with a group of rabbis and preachers telling them about the Bible</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">And they were astonded that a child so young should have such a knowledge</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Now then do you think that a person with such knowledge would not have known that it says in the Bible that a part of a woman's beauty is her hair?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> What do you mean?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Let me look into your eyes</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">They are so beautyful</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">You have beautyful hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Are you wearing Harmony hairspray?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Ha, ha, ha</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Part of the beauty of woman's hair is its length</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">In the Bible it says woman should have long hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">And men</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Should have short</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Jesus would have know such</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">And as likely as not he would have had short hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">The fact is Che Guevara does not look like Christ</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">He looks like a fucking hairy hippy</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;"><> Ha, ha, ha<br />
But everyone knows Jesus had long hair</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Well young lady</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">Read the Bible </span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">And there you will find it written</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">That’s why in the army short back & sides is the rule</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">But in Two Seven we wore it a little longer</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Coz we were cool</span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> But every image of him shows him with long hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">That’s because Renaissance artists depicted him as such</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Then everyone copied the style and that is why you now think he had long hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Have you ever thought of how Jesus might look if you saw him?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> How?</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">With long hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;"><> But I thought you said he would have short hair</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Well imagine Jesus in heaven</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">With his Armani suit on</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">He looks in his wardrode</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">And thinks</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Shit I have to put my robes on</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">And have long hair & a beard</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN"><span style="font-size: small;">Otherwise those bastards down there will not recognise me</span></span></div>
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</h3>Jag's Herehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17885103318856853074noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-218300464961677256.post-42830143687464619482011-08-01T22:27:00.000+01:002012-04-22T04:52:14.007+01:00Conversation from Stuttyland<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;">
In the Hollymere Public House, Sunderland where the wired and wonderful can often be seen to happen</div>
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Does your lass have a tickling stick?</div>
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Has she?</div>
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Has she got one?</div>
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A tickling stick</div>
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<> What’s a tickling stick?</div>
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Shit you Stutties have been culturally starved</div>
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What you have never heard of a tickling stick?</div>
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<> No what are they?</div>
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Well in the winter it’s time for hibernation</div>
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But in the spring the little ducks hatch </div>
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The bunnies come out with their little white tails</div>
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And the woman get out the tickling stick</div>
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You know what I mean</div>
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Spring in the air</div>
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Filled with love</div>
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There’s happiness everywhere</div>
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When your young and in love</div>
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Who sang that bastard?</div>
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<> So what are they?</div>
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Well</div>
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Kind of like</div>
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If you know what I mean</div>
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For cleaning the cob webs away</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Ye might get one in Ann Summers</div>
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Bit expensive I bet</div>
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Likely get one in Jackie Whites Market</div>
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But you will have to get up early in the morning</div>
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They gan quick</div>
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Just look for a queue of woman</div>
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It’s likely that’s what they’ll be after</div>
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Why aye</div>
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After a lang winter</div>
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Ye wake up all bleary-eyed one morning</div>
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And wow</div>
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There she is</div>
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With her tickling stick</div>
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You Germans should stop slapping each other on the arse and follow the more culturally superior British and get your self a good old tickling stick</div>
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<> What do they look like?</div>
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Well woman being woman ye can get pink fluffy ones</div>
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And you can also get them in different colours</div>
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Red, white & blue if ye want</div>
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Beats a wet lettuce any day</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> Wet lettuce?</div>
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Salad days</div>
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That’s more like a summer tradition</div>
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I’ll tell ye about that some other time </div>
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I perceive she is smiling within herself</div>
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To a greater degree than what you can see</div>
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The tilt of her head</div>
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Considering words that are said</div>
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Beyond the eye</div>
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By & By</div>
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A little white lie?</div>
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To make me sigh</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Trying to get into my head</div>
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Possibly a double bed?</div>
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Ha, ha, ha, likely by the bushes instead</div>
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Coaxing a strong woman</div>
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To be broken willed</div>
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Ha, ha, ha</div>
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<> Do you love me?</div>
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Do you want me to love you?</div>
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<> I asked first</div>
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Umm what will the last petal indicate?</div>
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She loves me not</div>
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Or she forgets me not?</div>
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Whatever you got</div>
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Fact is you will never find out</div>
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Till you try</div>
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<> Give me your best chat up line</div>
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What’s that one again?</div>
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Do you come often?</div>
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<> Do you mean here?</div>
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Bit public isn’t it?</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha<br />
So is that it?</div>
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Do you think it is?</div>
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<> Don’t think so</div>
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If my chat up line was the best chat up line you have ever heard would you tell me so?</div>
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<> Do you think it’s the best?</div>
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I know it</div>
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<> Go on then what is it?</div>
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Don’t want to tell you</div>
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<> Why not?</div>
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Where is the pay off?</div>
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<> What pay off?</div>
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Exactly </div>
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<> What would you want?</div>
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Well first of all I am only attracted to what is known as strong woman</div>
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<> Like who?</div>
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Kelly Holmes</div>
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And</div>
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You</div>
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And</div>
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A few others</div>
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And really I need to know are you a strong woman?</div>
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And if my chat up line is the best in the world would you be willing to tell me the truth and tell me so?</div>
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<> What if it is not very good?</div>
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Then just say, that’s fucking crap</div>
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<> Go on then</div>
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That’s not the end of it</div>
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Are you a strong woman?</div>
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<> Ha, ha</div>
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I think so</div>
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OK what would the greatest chat up line in the world be worth?</div>
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<> Don’t know</div>
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Can’t say</div>
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OK if it is the best chat up line ever and I mean ever, you prove to me how truthful you can be by accompanying me up to that bench near the bushes.</div>
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<> Where?</div>
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Just there</div>
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<> And</div>
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Then allow me to kiss you intimately </div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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PAUSE:</div>
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Strong woman</div>
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My arse</div>
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Haven’t got the bottle</div>
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<> Go on then</div>
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Haven’t lost your temper have you?</div>
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<> Your funny?</div>
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Thank you</div>
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Half way there am I</div>
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<> Where?</div>
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To the bench</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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You will not get me on that bench</div>
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Well I will not tell you my chat up line</div>
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Simple as that</div>
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<> Go on then</div>
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Temper, temper</div>
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<> It better be good</div>
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Or what?</div>
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Will you whip me across the foreskin with a wet lettuce?</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha</div>
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Has anyone ever done that to you?</div>
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Iceberg is no good</div>
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<> Why?</div>
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Just breaks up</div>
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Normal lettuce is best</div>
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Iced water</div>
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In the summer</div>
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When ye hot & sweaty</div>
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Beats a Pimm’s any day</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha </div>
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So will you promise to tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help you God?</div>
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<> Yes</div>
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And then?</div>
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<> What will follow will follow</div>
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Will it now?</div>
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And we will walk hand in hand to that little romantic corner of Sunderland & there in Wonderland Alice will come of age?</div>
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<> Ha, ha, ha<br />
Yes but this had better be good</div>
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Shit get the wet lettuce again</div>
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OK this is not a chat up line as such</div>
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<> What is it?</div>
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It’s a poem</div>
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<> A poem?</div>
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You ladies like a little poem from time to time</div>
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But because it is the best it’s special</div>
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<> How?</div>
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You have to remember the first word of each line of the poem</div>
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And then after I recite the poem you have to link the words together and repeat those words to me. Will you do that?</div>
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<> Yes</div>
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And you promise to repeat those words regardless of what they are?</div>
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<> Go no then</div>
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Got to tell the truth now?</div>
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<> I will</div>
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Will you?</div>
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<> Yes </div>
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When you and I are far apart</div>
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May trouble never break your heart</div>
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I in other lands my roam</div>
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Sleep and dream of you alone</div>
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All I think I cannot say</div>
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Night may come and also day</div>
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With you always on my mind </div>
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You in the poem the question find</div>
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PAUSE:</div>
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Well</div>
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<> When may I sleep all night with you?</div>
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Ah Amanda</div>
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I thought you would never ask</div>
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The answer is tonight if you wish</div>
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Will you take my hand?<br />
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Yes, the type of middle class lefty feminist of the sort that wears hippy type clothing that screams I am a feminist.</div>
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Because among them from my experience there are a large number who are men haters. We have a word that describes woman haters and it is sexist.</div>
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<> What is?</div>
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Misogynist</div>
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Well it is sexist not because it describes a sexist but because in this day and age we have such a word that describes a woman hater but where is the fucking word that describes a man hater? Shit there are plenty of men haters out there but where is the word that describes them? It does not exist, where is the equality in that, I want a fucking word that describes men haters. Fuck it I will just have to make one up. Misogynist, it’s a wonder they have not renamed it Mizogynist. Lets think Misterogynist, nah sounds like someone with three flying ducks above the mantelpiece. Missesogynist clears the fag ash, opens the curtains and hangs his fading jacket in the wardrobe he got from Burtons.</div>
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Sirogynist, has a ring of deference. Masterogynist possibly someone with a diploma in it. Boyogynist shit that’s it.</div>
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Next time a middle class lefty looks down her nose at me I can now say, fuck off ye Boyogynist bastard, get down on ye knees and suck my cock.</div>
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Boyogynist:</div>
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Someone usually a woman, who hates men or believes that woman are much better than men.</div>
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20<sup>th</sup> July 2011 by Geordie Gardiner.</div>
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Boyogynist:</div>
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Get the bastard in the English Dictionary</div>
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