Amanda

I perceive she is smiling within herself

To a greater degree than what you can see

The tilt of her head

Considering words that are said

Beyond the eye

By & By

A little white lie?

To make me sigh

Ha, ha, ha

Trying to get into my head

Possibly a double bed?

Ha, ha, ha, likely by the bushes instead

Coaxing a strong woman

To be broken willed

Ha, ha, ha

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<> Do you love me?

Do you want me to love you?

<> I asked first

Umm what will the last petal indicate?

She loves me not

Or she forgets me not?

Whatever you got

Fact is you will never find out

Till you try

<> Give me your best chat up line

What’s that one again?

Do you come often?

<> Do you mean here?

Bit public isn’t it?

<> Ha, ha, ha
So is that it?

Do you think it is?

<> Don’t think so

If my chat up line was the best chat up line you have ever heard would you tell me so?

<> Do you think it’s the best?

I know it

<> Go on then what is it?

Don’t want to tell you

<> Why not?

Where is the pay off?

<> What pay off?

Exactly

<> What would you want?

Well first of all I am only attracted to what is known as strong woman

<> Like who?

Kelly Holmes

And

You

And

A few others

And really I need to know are you a strong woman?

And if my chat up line is the best in the world would you be willing to tell me the truth and tell me so?

<> What if it is not very good?

Then just say, that’s fucking crap

<> Go on then

That’s not the end of it

Are you a strong woman?

<> Ha, ha

I think so

OK what would the greatest chat up line in the world be worth?

<> Don’t know

Can’t say

OK if it is the best chat up line ever and I mean ever, you prove to me how truthful you can be by accompanying me up to that bench near the bushes.

<> Where?

Just there

<> And

Then allow me to kiss you intimately

<> Ha, ha, ha

PAUSE:

Strong woman

My arse

Haven’t got the bottle

<> Go on then

Haven’t lost your temper have you?

<> Your funny?

Thank you

Half way there am I

<> Where?

To the bench

<> Ha, ha, ha

You will not get me on that bench

Well I will not tell you my chat up line

Simple as that

<> Go on then

Temper, temper

<> It better be good

Or what?

Will you whip me across the foreskin with a wet lettuce?

<> Ha, ha, ha

Has anyone ever done that to you?

Iceberg is no good

<> Why?

Just breaks up

Normal lettuce is best

Iced water

In the summer

When ye hot & sweaty

Beats a Pimm’s any day

<> Ha, ha, ha

So will you promise to tell the truth, nothing but the truth so help you God?

<> Yes

And then?

<> What will follow will follow

Will it now?

And we will walk hand in hand to that little romantic corner of Sunderland & there in Wonderland Alice will come of age?

<> Ha, ha, ha
Yes but this had better be good

Shit get the wet lettuce again

OK this is not a chat up line as such

<> What is it?

It’s a poem

<> A poem?

You ladies like a little poem from time to time

But because it is the best it’s special

<> How?

You have to remember the first word of each line of the poem

And then after I recite the poem you have to link the words together and repeat those words to me.  Will you do that?

<> Yes

And you promise to repeat those words regardless of what they are?

<> Go no then

Got to tell the truth now?

<> I will

Will you?

<> Yes

When you and I are far apart

May trouble never break your heart

I in other lands my roam

Sleep and dream of you alone

All I think I cannot say

Night may come and also day

With you always on my mind

You in the poem the question find

PAUSE:

Well

<> When may I sleep all night with you?

Ah Amanda

I thought you would never ask

The answer is tonight if you wish

Will you take my hand?

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