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The Board Inn

Check Out Geordie Gardiner’s Signature Tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo

Have ye written anything interesting recently?

Well I was in Yahoo News the other day & scientists claim they have found a planet made almost totally of diamond.  Just think neewhere to grow ye tatties.  Soil must cost a fucking fortune.

Ha, ha, ha

Aye enough to make Liz Taylor stand on her head

As you ladies know diamonds are a girls best friend

There ye go there’s a bag of soil instead

(Further developed after a night out in Silksworth 2011 09 03)

Ha, ha, ha

Owt else

Wait till I get my little black book out

Let’s see

This one is not so much about people who sit on the fence but about those that have each foot in different camps.

Here we go

Straddling the fence

Is not so intense

With reference

To the ground

You’re stood upon

The Acid test

Being a pacifist*

And voting for war

Mind the veil falls

On ye animal rights

If ye cat has no balls

Property is theft

Only if bereft

And you have fuck all at all

At all

If ye Luva Luvz ye

Then they can be ye partner

Coz two heads are better than one

You can stand

With the other

You checking them

The other the other

Your sister

Your brother

And as for the rest

Put the bastards up against the wall

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*Alreet there Chrissyboy?

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